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Old 03-07-2008   #1 (permalink)
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what your alcohol says about you

PART A: WOMEN - DRINKS, AND WHO THEY ARE

Beer
Personality:Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach:Challenge her to a game of pool.

Blender Drinks
Personality:Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach:Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Mixed Drinks
Personality:Older, more refined, high ma intena nce, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach:You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send you a drink

Wine(does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality:Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach:Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with my friends.

White Zinfandel
Personality:Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has no clue.
Your Approach:Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Shots
Personality:Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk and naked.
Your Approach:Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad.
Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just knows what happens there.


PART B: the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:


Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: Heis thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay.
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Your retarded Einehund
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I have noticed that einehund has come under attack with "your retarted" and under Hoss thread regarding the turbos, he was refered to as being easily entertained.

Why do we pick on einehund so much? He provides us with hours of endless entertainment and is generally in a good mood. Finds information that most no one else can find, and probably has one of the best avatars on insane. (Intmdtr is #1 in my book, i could go for eating a maple leaf every time i see it...)

Great thread einehund... HAHAHAHAHA

-------- added 3 Minutes and 28 Seconds later --------

oh, not sucking up either. and i suppose someone has to take the fall for the "main" pick on person. JIB picks on me, if that makes you feel better einehund, but he does change my avatars for me which is pretty awesome.
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Which in that case is also gayer then JIB

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Einehund is TonyToughNutz no matter how you look at it. He will always endeavor to be happy with life and to do the unthinkable. I could only imagine partying with him. How would the night end??? Jail house in Tijuana? Wake up in leapord skin speedos in some cheap motel where areas that you may or may not have made a low budget production of Blown in the wind. With a possibility of 2 to 7 toothless hotties that you have paid $20.00 each laying on the floor besides empty packages off Cialis? Lord only knows
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hahaha!! i HAVE woken up wearing shorts on the side of the autobahn, no where near any exit, and about 100 km away from my base, and to this day i have no idea how i got there.

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Einehund is TonyToughNutz no matter how you look at it. He will always endeavor to be happy with life and to do the unthinkable. I could only imagine partying with him. How would the night end??? Jail house in Tijuana? Wake up in leapord skin speedos in some cheap motel where areas that you may or may not have made a low budget production of Blown in the wind. With a possibility of 2 to 7 toothless hotties that you have paid $20.00 each laying on the floor besides empty packages off Cialis? Lord only knows
HAHAHAHAHAHA, very true.
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i'm working on getting them to change my name from TonyToughNuts on the LSS forum to einehund...no luck so far.
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hahaha!! i HAVE woken up wearing shorts on the side of the autobahn, no where near any exit, and about 100 km away from my base, and to this day i have no idea how i got there.
I have gotten drunk in Europe, but never that drunk.........lol.
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