Turkey Sex

Cobra Vic · 08-11-2007

I was reading the paper this morning when a head line caught my eye, Man fired for having sex with live turkey
My first thought was at least it was a live turkey, As you can well imagine I was intrigued. It seems that the Turkey F@#$% worked in a turkey ing plant and his buddy dared him to have sex with a turkey he was offered $12.75 and 3 cans of skoal well who could pass that up. The man did the turkey in the company shower room and was caught, How could you possibly explain that
"I slipped on a bar of soap and landed on the turkey"

Both men where fired the story went on to say that the turkey was put down and not processed for human consumption.

I'll never complain about dry turkey again!

bobbys97R · 08-11-2007

I can see it now YOUR FIRED TURKEY, TURKEY FUCKER!

poneyexpress · 08-11-2007

I guess he didn't have one of those Cajun injectors LOL . Adapt, improvise, and overcome

franktf · 08-13-2007

WTF are some people thinking.....

trueblue02 · 08-13-2007

I will never be able to eat Turkey without thinking about this. The bad thing is he probably wasn't the first one. Just the first one to get caught. I could not even imagine how to write that down on paper. I bet he is the talk of the town.

Yellow94GT · 08-13-2007

did he collect on his bet?

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