Shavin!

[Cobra Vic]

I'm gonna tell you`all a very personal story

I have been seeing this woman for a couple of months So one night in Vegas I was sitting in the tub in the hotel and I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart for her, heck she's special woman, So I am looking at it and it doesn't look like a heart it looks like a liver, so I went ahead and shaved it all off. This was the first bad idea, once you shave you gotta keep shaving, well in all of the excitement of the trip I kind of forgot about it, Thursday night she was over and I came out of the shower and she's sitting on the edge of the bed, she looks at me and says "what the hell did you do"
Oh shit uhmmm Surprise!
Tonight I was trying to trim things up down there and she says "why don't you try Nair?" This was the 2nd bad idea, she goes to the Walmart and gets a can of Nair, I'm sitting on the toilet with a cake spatula, I have my tennis shoes on for some damn reason, not sure why. I say to her how long do I leave this on for, she says " no more than 10 minutes" well shoot my hair has got to be tougher than a girls so I figure 10 minutes isn't going to be enough. This was the third bad idea for those of you that don't know Nair is a chemical that burns hair off, water hits hair, hair falls of goes down drain, water hits nuts, nuts fall off go down drain. I swear it felt like there was a midget down there with a blow torch. So now I have to go the hospital and try and explain how my nuts fell off

[MadMax1228]

LMFAO....been there and haven't found my nuts yet. I figured that they'll just have to deal with my hairy d!@K from now on! I know how the kid felt in Home Alone, but the pain was X10.

[bobbys97R]

yeah done all that myself everytime I tell the story people laugh there asses off

[BB90GT]

I have shaved before but piss on using the nair.

[Kendar]

I'll stick with the Gilette Mach 3, thank you very much. But it was funny....

[WorkingClassSkin]

You know, I got tired of shaving a while back so I thought I'd try Nair, the one that they make specifically for men. I left it on for 10 or 12 minutes and it worked like a champ. I heard all of the burning-junk stories, but I did it anyway. *shrug*

I only did it the one time, but it was a good experience, overall. I'm back to the razor now, but I keep up on it more diligently.

[WorkingClassSkin]

I imagine it would burn if you got it in the peehole, though.

[Cobra Vic]

You guys are sharing Waaaay to much

[bobbys97R]

Originally Posted by Cobra Vic

You guys are sharing Waaaay to much

you like it

[1 clean notch]

Back in the day we had a board called TheRacerNetwork.com... A guy on there had a simular story... For the record these are supposed to work great http://shaveeverywhere.com/ Its not a porn site, and is funny as hell