Rehab

[Cobra Vic]

I went up to Phoenix to check out Sinn a new club pretty nice place Taryn Thomas works there. I was sitting at the bar drinking Patron when it became time to visit the restroom as I walked in this great big guy must have been at least 450 pounds was just finishing. We did one of those nod your head guy things and I proceeded to take care of business, from behind me I hear “God Damn it, som bitch” I turn around and look and he is standing at the sinks swearing, so I finish up and walk over to the sinks he looks at me and says
“there ain’t no god damn knobs on the faucet” I say Maybe it’s one of those infrared deals and he starts waving his hands under the faucet, nothing happens, Hmm I think maybe it’s got one of those foot things like the water fountains in school have so I start feeling around under the counter with my foot, he must have gotten his hands in the right place and the water turns on. He washes up and starts to leave I say Hey what about me, so he comes back and puts both hands on my shoulders and wraps one leg around me. It was about that time when another guy walks in, takes one look at us and walks out.

My new friend and I adjourn back to the bar and start on the Patron the bar tender was kind of cute so I ask her name and she says "Amy" oh that's easy to remember Amy
A-M-Y she says no Aymie god I need a nap so she says "this is my friend Beth" pointing at the other bartender Hi Beth I said How far along are you? I know, I know you'd think I'd have learned after that last time I asked a woman that question, I swear the whole club stopped dead and looked at me.

Well now it's time to leave so my new friend and I head out to Christie's my favorite club in Phoenix. We start in on the Patron again and to tell you the truth things get a little fuzzy after that.

I woke up this morning in a strange room Oh god what did I do? I look over and the guy from last night is naked in the bed next to me! OK technically we weren’t in the same bed but it was very traumatic none the less. It's about then that I noticed the room looked like a hospital room well to shorten the story a little bit it turn out the guy has a history of alcohol abuse and decided to check him self into rehab and took me with him,
You have no idea how hard it is to get out of one of those places.

[franktf]

That's too friggen funny, talk about bing in the wrong place at the wrong time.....

Well at least they let you out.....

[MadMax1228]

LMFAO...Damn....glad I quick drinkin'. Too many stories simlar to that.

[hotwheels]

lol

[Scooby]

wow, just wow.

[Demontang]

Thats a good one.

[trueblue02]

Are you going out drinking again this weekend?