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Funeral Expenses

FUNERAL EXPENSES

Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack.

The undertakers tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury

him here in the Holy Land for $100."



The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama

flown home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get him home

when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?"



One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later

he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that risk".

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Re: Funeral Expenses

lmao.............
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Re: Funeral Expenses

HAHAHA
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Yeah baby!
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LMAO, Nice
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Lol
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Thats freakin hilarious!!!
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At least the diplomats were thinking correctly for once..........lol.
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Re: Funeral Expenses

LOL yeah that does't happen that often
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