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Old 11-14-2006   #1 (permalink)
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Rules Fer Texas

Rules of Texas:

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

3. They are cattle & oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 and I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one.

4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

7. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

9. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.

10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.

11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and Picante Sauce! !
Oh, yeah.... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat...IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!! Chili was born and bred in San Antonio....and real chili never met a tomato!

12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

13. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.

14. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards --it spooks the fish.

15. Colleges? Try Texas Tech, Texas A&M. Rice or University of Texas. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come for the holidays.

16. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines, than any other state, so "Don't Mess with Texas," If you do, you will get whipped by the best.

17. Always remember what our great governor Sam Houston once said:

"Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can't make it without Texas!"
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you damn right buddy! that's pretty good
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but not everything is bigger and better in Texas
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but not everything is bigger and better in Texas

Your right about that, our women are nothing like you guys up there in wyoming and colorado(snow pigs)........but then again bigger isn't better.....when it comes to women...lol.......
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Your right about that, our women are nothing like you guys up there in wyoming and colorado(snow pigs)........but then again bigger isn't better.....when it comes to women...lol.......
that is somewhat true...lol.....

but I dont know why you all have hunting seasons down there....shit I saw a deer when I was there and it was the size of a big dog....
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its all good meat to eat though....
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my wife...who is from Texas.....got to see a heard of elk here on saturday....and she about shit her self cause she thought it was a bunch of horses....LOL....
you all need to come up here and experiance some nice game
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i've been there and will say its bigger and better game up there....but when i can go an hour down the road and hunt i'll deal with the smaller game. i love deer meat by the way.
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my wife...who is from Texas.....got to see a heard of elk here on saturday....and she about shit her self cause she thought it was a bunch of horses....LOL....
you all need to come up here and experiance some nice game
No thanks I will give up bigger game for being able to drive my stang year round............lol.........
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