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Old 10-28-2008   #1 (permalink)
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Dam Ducks! Funny!

Don't step on the Ducks in Heaven!~~!


Three women die together in an accident
>
> And go to heaven.
>
> When they get there, St. Peter says,
>
> 'We only have one rule here in heaven:
> Don't step on the ducks!'
>
> So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
>
> There are ducks all over the place.
> It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
>
> And although they try their best to avoid them,
>
> The first woman accidentally steps on one.
>
> Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
>
> St. Peter chains them together and says,
>
> 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
> Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
>
>
> The next day,
>
> The second woman steps accidentally on a duck
>
> And along comes St. Peter,
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> Who doesn't miss a thing.
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> With him is another extremely ugly man.
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> He chains them together
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> With the same admonishment as for the first woman.
>
> The third woman has observed all this and,
>
> Not wanting to be chained
> For all eternity to an ugly man, is very,
>
> VERY careful where she steps.
>
> She manages to go months
>
> Without stepping on any ducks,
>
> But
>
> One day St.Peter comes up to her

>
> With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
>
> .... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
>
>
> St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
>
> The happy woman says,
>
> 'I wonder what I did to deserve being
> Chained to you for all of eternity?'
>
> The guy says,
>
> 'I don't know about you,
>
> But I stepped on a
> Duck.
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Re: Dam Ducks! Funny!

hahaha that is some funny shit right there
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