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Old 10-27-2008   #1 (permalink)
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Explaination of working in the oil industry.LOL

Working in the Oil Industry!
When I try to explain to people exactly what I do in my job; it's some times difficult to get them to understand. Hopefully,this will put it in a perspective that makes it easier to grasp.
1. We work in weird shifts ... Like prostitutes.
2. They pay you to make the client happy ... Like prostitutes.
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny ... Like prostitutes.
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams ... Likeprostitutes.
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you ... Like prostitutes.
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed.... Like prostitutes.
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell ...Like prostitutes.
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you ... Like prostitutes.
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it.... Like prostitutes.
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS SHIT'..... Like prostitutes.
The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and New Year's Eve off !!!
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Re: Explaination of working in the oil industry.LOL

lmao.........dat's good stuff
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Re: Explaination of working in the oil industry.LOL

Sooooo.....you are a prostitute? i am confused.....lol
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Re: Explaination of working in the oil industry.LOL

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Not in the same way that you are a prostitute. Consider us distant cousins.



ha, ha, ha..... distant prostitutionalized cousins!
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Re: Explaination of working in the oil industry.LOL

wait, so you are cousins that are both prosititutes?? how are you two people??? and if the client wants you to oil each other up thats incest and that sir, is just sick.
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wait, so you are cousins that are both prosititutes?? how are you two people??? and if the client wants you to oil each other up thats incest and that sir, is just sick.
You sir need to put down the Soju and step away from the bottle. I don't go that way buddy. HAHAHA
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wait, so you are cousins that are both prosititutes?? how are you two people??? and if the client wants you to oil each other up thats incest and that sir, is just sick.
for you to even think that far ahead in the story is sick.
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for you to even think that far ahead in the story is sick.
Tell him about it Brian. I think Bobby has gotten to him or in him.LOL
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